If I were invisible
where would i go
to gamble my jizz chips
and give my furry man dice a roll
Id go to a school
or the public pool
plenty of teenies
being my only rule
Id go to the mall
and rub my invisible balls
and blow my invisible goo
all over the gap's changing room stalls
Id buy glow in the dark rubbers
and scare the shit out of chicks
and give them a new phobia
called the fear of invisible dicks
I'd be the new clarence carter
and sing as I stroke it
look for exposed labia
spit on it and poke it
i'd go to church camp
and look for a red head
wait till she's asleep
and jizz on her bunk bed
wipe it off on her forehead
and be on my way
because there are way more places to stroke it
than there are hours in the day
where would i go
to gamble my jizz chips
and give my furry man dice a roll
Id go to a school
or the public pool
plenty of teenies
being my only rule
Id go to the mall
and rub my invisible balls
and blow my invisible goo
all over the gap's changing room stalls
Id buy glow in the dark rubbers
and scare the shit out of chicks
and give them a new phobia
called the fear of invisible dicks
I'd be the new clarence carter
and sing as I stroke it
look for exposed labia
spit on it and poke it
i'd go to church camp
and look for a red head
wait till she's asleep
and jizz on her bunk bed
wipe it off on her forehead
and be on my way
because there are way more places to stroke it
than there are hours in the day
It's a rare condition, this day and age,
to rub a good one out on the high school stage.
Love and tradition of the grand design,
i'm tapping my dick on your lovely behind.
Well then there must be some magic clue inside these tearful walls
as i'm shooting a load from my swollen blue balls
being invisible has always been a dream
come on baby, you won't even see me
As days go by,
i'm gonna fill your cooch with happiness.
The moon may cry,
but i'll be spankin it to your sluttiness.
When days go by,
there's room for you,
room for me because i have invisibility,
come on baby you don't even have to look at me.
As days go by,
i'll be at your side
in the room, at the beach, shopping at the mall,
i'll be around every corner, i'll be in every hall
because i'm the invisible man
stalking you with my dick in my hand
let's go to paris, let's go to france,
wait, i have to spank it, i just saw your underpants
to rub a good one out on the high school stage.
Love and tradition of the grand design,
i'm tapping my dick on your lovely behind.
Well then there must be some magic clue inside these tearful walls
as i'm shooting a load from my swollen blue balls
being invisible has always been a dream
come on baby, you won't even see me
As days go by,
i'm gonna fill your cooch with happiness.
The moon may cry,
but i'll be spankin it to your sluttiness.
When days go by,
there's room for you,
room for me because i have invisibility,
come on baby you don't even have to look at me.
As days go by,
i'll be at your side
in the room, at the beach, shopping at the mall,
i'll be around every corner, i'll be in every hall
because i'm the invisible man
stalking you with my dick in my hand
let's go to paris, let's go to france,
wait, i have to spank it, i just saw your underpants
sorry but i was trying to find rhymes for spank it
but the harder i tried the more i was gonna tank it
trying to keep up with your rhymes about balls and dick goo
i couldn't help but think i might be able to trick you
so i got to thinking bout how to get started
wishing masturbation rhymed with farted
then i remembered this little show called family matters
and how this chick laura always made my spunk splatter
urkel was such a dork i bet he'd understand
wishing he could travel the world with his dick in his hand
keeping his eyes on laura's lovely behind
and suddenly everything started to rhyme
i never meant to cheat and i never meant to steal
just rhyming about the invisible masturbating man and trying to keep it real
knew i couldn't fool you i was just trying to buy some time
while i tried to make invisible and masturbate rhyme
but the harder i tried the more i was gonna tank it
trying to keep up with your rhymes about balls and dick goo
i couldn't help but think i might be able to trick you
so i got to thinking bout how to get started
wishing masturbation rhymed with farted
then i remembered this little show called family matters
and how this chick laura always made my spunk splatter
urkel was such a dork i bet he'd understand
wishing he could travel the world with his dick in his hand
keeping his eyes on laura's lovely behind
and suddenly everything started to rhyme
i never meant to cheat and i never meant to steal
just rhyming about the invisible masturbating man and trying to keep it real
knew i couldn't fool you i was just trying to buy some time
while i tried to make invisible and masturbate rhyme
